* Mood: Humor
* Listening to: KVMR Jake Michaels D.J.
* Reading: Consumed
* Drinking: Tonic & Lemon
I'm back!
Some Favorite Euphemisms

Blow job; holistic massage therapy
Cheap hotel; limited service lodging
Loan-sharking; interim financing
Kidnapping; custodial interference
Mattress and box spring; sleep system
Mattress monkey; gallygirl
Shack Job; live in companion
Nude beach; clothing optional beach
Peephole; observation port
Baldness; aquired uncombable hair
Body bags; remains pouches
Drought; defecit water situation
Recession; you don't have a job.
Depression; I don't have a job.
Dildo; marital aid
Nonbelievers; the unchurched
Lying on a job application; resume enhancement
Smuggling; commodity relocation
Bad loans; nonperforming assets
Gangs; nontraditional organized crime
Mole; beauty mark